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Post by AgEnTScEx on Nov 18, 2004 23:02:06 GMT -4
Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.
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Post by AgEnTScEx on Nov 18, 2004 23:04:20 GMT -4
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of Black people going over a cliff...
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Post by AgEnTScEx on Nov 18, 2004 23:08:55 GMT -4
What do a Black People and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree..
What's black, orange, and very pretty? A nigger on fire
How do you starve a Black person? Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion.
Why are black people so fast? All slow ones are in jail.
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Post by Neo on Nov 19, 2004 19:01:25 GMT -4
ROFLMFAO LOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by Blackpresident on Nov 30, 2004 21:03:32 GMT -4
Tee Hee
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CaNuK
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Post by CaNuK on Mar 18, 2005 18:13:02 GMT -4
What do you say to your floating TV at night? Drop it /\/igger. How do you get a one-armed polish man out of a tree? Wave. How do firemen get black cats out of the tree? They cut the rope. Note: I'm being blatently racist, but I'm not doing it intentionally. They're just funny.
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Post by «Canadian» on Mar 18, 2005 18:30:18 GMT -4
lmao
the first one owns..
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CaNuK
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Post by CaNuK on Mar 18, 2005 18:51:30 GMT -4
Thanks. I know. ;D
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Post by dAilydoSe on Mar 21, 2005 13:47:09 GMT -4
Q: HOw can u tell when a paki is all grown up?
A: When he takes his diaper and puts it on his head
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Post by «Canadian» on Apr 22, 2005 23:43:36 GMT -4
A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."
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Post by «Canadian» on Apr 22, 2005 23:44:33 GMT -4
What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747!
LOL
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Post by «Canadian» on Apr 22, 2005 23:45:58 GMT -4
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven
...................-_________-
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Post by «Canadian» on Apr 23, 2005 14:42:52 GMT -4
posted 3~ Add to the JokeS~! ;D
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Post by goldzila on May 3, 2005 18:29:33 GMT -4
your so stupid that u put a lipstick on your head to make up ur mind
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Post by Azian on May 4, 2005 20:44:13 GMT -4
Q.) How do you kill a blond?
A.) You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Post by «Canadian» on May 7, 2005 9:24:11 GMT -4
dick Requests a Raise
I, the dick, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear dick,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management lmao!
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Post by «Canadian» on May 8, 2005 11:11:07 GMT -4
cmon the dick is funny
-_-
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Post by dAilydoSe on May 9, 2005 16:09:51 GMT -4
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Post by «Canadian» on May 16, 2005 7:40:04 GMT -4
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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ANuBiS
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Post by ANuBiS on May 27, 2005 10:33:10 GMT -4
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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